Sunday, March 21, 2010

7587: Long-Lasting Nonsense.


Eating one’s words with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• A Denver nutritionist conducted an experiment with a McDonald’s Happy Meal, leaving the item out for an entire year to see what would happen. According to the nutritionist, the Happy Meal barely changed at all, and the food did not even decompose. This should really not be surprising, as Mayor McCheese and Officer Big Mac have maintained their youthful appearances for generations.

• A Walmart employee who used the store’s public address system to announce, “Attention, Walmart customers: All Black people, leave the store now,” was arrested and charged with harassment and bias intimidation. It turns out that the moron is a 16-year-old boy. No word if he was involved with the Walmart Black History Month movie promotion.

• U.S. Rep. John Lewis and members of the Congressional Black Caucus were greeted with obscenities and racial epithets by Tea Party protestors. “They were shouting, sort of harassing,” said Lewis. “But, it’s OK, I’ve faced this before. It reminded me of the ‘60s. It was a lot of downright hate and anger and people being downright mean. … It surprised me that people are so mean and we can’t engage in a civil dialogue and debate” Lewis has obviously not been to Walmart lately.

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