Sunday, June 07, 2009

6812: Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting.


Martial Arts & Crafts in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Was David Carradine actually killed by kung fu assassins? Carradine’s friends and family are urging the FBI to investigate, claiming the actor may have run into trouble while trying to uncover groups scheming in the martial-arts underworld. Why not ask The Bride to get involved too?

• Men’s Wearhouse bought Filene’s Basement at a bankruptcy auction. Wonder if George Zimmer told Filene’s Basement executives, “You’re going to like the way you look; I guarantee it.”

• Opponents of Chrysler-Fiat sale are attempting to apply the brakes to the proposed deal, calling on the Supreme Court to intervene. Somebody should ask to read the CARFAX® Report.

• John Stamos is considering appearing in a movie remake of “Full House.” Can somebody please request the Supreme Court block this move too?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

A FH movie? Like there were so many unanswered questions.