Tuesday, March 18, 2008

5241: Sex, Lies And, Well, More Sex And Lies.


National affairs in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• New New York Governor David Paterson admitted he’s had affairs, including an illicit relationship that lasted for years. Plus, his wife confessed she had affairs as well. However, it appears that neither used high-priced hookers and fancy hotels, settling for the standard coworkers and friends at a local Days Inn. Well, at least the man is demonstrating fiscal responsibility.

• Diddy has once again been tied to the murder of Tupac Shakur, with an FBI informant claiming two of Diddy’s pals planned the deed. The Los Angeles Times published an FBI report connecting Diddy’s associates to the murder. “The story is a lie,” said Diddy. “It is beyond ridiculous and completely false. Neither [B.I.G.] nor I had any knowledge of any attack before, during or after it happened. … I am shocked that the Los Angeles Times would be so irresponsible as to publish such a baseless and completely untrue story.” Hey, nobody cares if Diddy killed Tupac. The big question is: Has Diddy had any affairs?

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