Monday, September 24, 2007

Essay 4502


Fucking News and Jews in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• An intern (pictured above) who had sex with New York Knicks star Stephon Marbury is slated to testify in the sexual harassment suit aimed at the team and Isiah Thomas (see Essay 4484). The intern will probably admit the sex was consensual. Meanwhile, a Madison Square Garden executive testified that accuser Anucha Browne Sanders routinely used a lot of the same language she blasted Thomas for spewing. She allegedly referred to various team executives as “fucking bitch,” “fucking pussy” and “fucking buffoon.” Which are the nicknames fans designate for various Knicks starters.

• Google blocked an attempt to trademark “JewTube,” arguing the name is too close to their video site YouTube. A group that organizes events for Jewish singles sought to secure the name. Their back-up options probably include “Jewgle.”

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

“...fucking bitch,” “fucking pussy” and “fucking buffoon...Which are the nicknames fans designate for various Knicks starters.”

Fucking A.

HustleKnocker said...

NBA players.

White girls.

Sex.

Racial and gender slurs.

Lawsuits.

Let's see: all we're missing now is uh,

Hey Kobe, is that you?