Saturday, July 28, 2007

Essay 4238


Twists and Turns in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Mickey D’s changed its mind and cut Twista from a scheduled music tour. “McDonald’s USA made the decision following concerns raised about the artist’s controversial lyrics,” read a company statement. “Although we respect free speech and artistic expression, we do not condone or perpetuate derogatory language.” Mickey D’s will now replace the rapper. Seems like the perfect comeback opportunity for Vanilla Ice or MC Hammer.

• Nicole Richie was sentenced to serve four days in jail for her latest DUI. She’ll probably just slip through the cell bars and become a fugitive.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Any word if Paris will be picking her up when she gets out?