Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Essay 645


A one-liner MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• It’s all in the family with G-Unit rappers. The mother of a G-Unit member pulled her pistol and opened fire at a wild barbecue in Queens. Technically, the mom is a correction officer — so she was using a licensed gun to return fire at shooters taking aim at party guests. But her son, G-Unit’s Jesse Brown Jr., was arrested on various charges after resisting with police who arrived on the scene. Reports claim over 30 shots were fired. Somebody better rent a metal detector for the next family get-together.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Maybe the barbecue wasn't quite cooked and she wanted to make sure it was really dead?

Just sayin'

;-p