Sunday, May 08, 2005

Essay Thirty-Five

MultiCultClassics Minutes goes Hollywood…

• The biggest scandal of the season on American Idol: the ultimate winner may be a White person.

• Rumors claim Dave Chappelle’s TV show is being delayed because the comedian has drug problems. Barry Bonds vehemently denied any involvement.

• The biggest scandal of the season on The Apprentice: all the Blacks were lame losers. It’s a wonder Trump didn’t declare, “Black candidates, you’re tired.” At least it appears a woman will win this time, so there are signs of progress.

• Experts claim CBS CSI programs don’t accurately depict the profession. Imagine that. Still waiting for the multicultural spin-off, CSI: South Central.

• The biggest scandal of the season in the NBA: the MVP Award winner is a White person.

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